Trending: Two Men Tried to Have Sex With Cow, Police Say

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Patch File Photo of a cow.
Patch File Photo of a cow.
Trending on Patch is a category showcasing popular stories from across Patch's network of 900 local news sites.
Bryan Harz February 25, 2014 at 08:42 PM
Lxix, the comments (jokes) are in the actual story. This is the heading for a few stories.
Louise B. February 25, 2014 at 08:42 PM
This is "local" news????
John Barry February 25, 2014 at 08:55 PM
Just some fun loving Young Republicans.
Bryan Harz February 25, 2014 at 09:01 PM
Louise, "Trending Now on Patch" (written in blue text) are not local stories. Skip these stories for local only.
Kara Bismarck Thurbush February 25, 2014 at 09:10 PM
I think sex with any animal is abuse but I have to admit it will be great fodder for some great sick jokes, I grew up in Lockport so I am hoping someone more clever than I can combine the tiger in the bar and this story.
Bettina February 25, 2014 at 09:27 PM
those men are depraved, pyscho perverts; my heart goes out to any animal subject to this type of animal abuse :(
sandy bottom February 25, 2014 at 09:46 PM
maybe she batted her big brown eyes
Starla February 25, 2014 at 09:52 PM
This is nothing new growing up around farms. Certainly not newsworthy.
Kara Bismarck Thurbush February 25, 2014 at 10:07 PM
And as for MBW and your ridiculous and uneducated comment: Called him and his political party: "The New Muslim Comunist Democratic Party" why are you and your kids reading a site that isn't aligned with your views? I bet you would like Fox News. Also, if you want to spew those lies I guess it doesn't matter if you can't spell so keep watching moonbeams ;)
Dave February 25, 2014 at 11:29 PM
We can all make smartass political comments about this -- but really, Patch, can't you come up with topics that are a tad more important?
Phil Konigsberg February 26, 2014 at 02:36 AM
Some of the above articles are more fit for The National Enquirer than the local?? Patch newsletter.
Wyatt Earpstein February 26, 2014 at 02:48 AM
srbone February 26, 2014 at 07:14 AM
The sex wasnt the most embarrassing part. Local authorities reported that they had to go to several stores to find a cow size wig, and when they went to a local bar to get her liquored up, couldnt provide ID for her...
Ronda Wheeler February 26, 2014 at 11:06 AM
What does this have to do with Yorkville? I thought the patch was to keep people informed on what is going on in Yorkville. This trending crap is rediculous.
Stan Jacobs February 26, 2014 at 11:53 AM
Another sexual preference group seeking equal rights! I can hear it now; "God made me this way, anyone not accepting my behavior is a hater and you Christians are a bunch of …..phobics."
STAR dot STAR February 26, 2014 at 12:08 PM
I expect at any moment Jay Carney to say that the President has said: "Hey, that could've been my daughter!"
Mike February 26, 2014 at 12:12 PM
These democrats will do anything to get attention.
tom lu February 26, 2014 at 12:26 PM
This is JUNK news. This site is no longer a good source for LOCAL news.
Idont Givitout February 26, 2014 at 12:50 PM
Moo Moo, I love you! Member when that happened at Lincoln Park Zoo??? Brandmeier wrote that song... It was hilarious.... I know your a cow but anything will do!!
Dave M. February 26, 2014 at 01:38 PM
This is a perverted "news" story. I wouldn't want to read about it if it happened in Smithtown (LI) NY in the Smithtown Patch. I DEFINITELY don't need to read about the perverts in upstate Herkimer NY.
Idont Givitout February 26, 2014 at 03:56 PM
Don't knock it until you've tried it I always say!
Idont Givitout February 26, 2014 at 09:06 PM
The problem with having sex with sheep is you have to be careful. When you put the hind legs down the hip boots you have to be careful with the hoofs. They tend to be sharp and can scrap your shins badly.
Tom Hollman February 27, 2014 at 08:53 AM
This article got confused with the article about the large Democrat woman having sex in the back of a cab and letting someone else pay the fare they said she was a Cow
Ed Cantarella February 27, 2014 at 11:36 AM
And here I thought GBH was all I had to worry about in my milk.
usmcboi February 27, 2014 at 12:22 PM
protein shake bitches
doggymom February 27, 2014 at 01:57 PM
It doesnt seem like the humor is being found in someones poor choices....humor is being found in sexual abuse of an animal...did any of u actually read the part where the farmer noticed visible distress in his cows? That means these cows were traumatized by the sick actions of these men...how on earth cld that ever b funny?
Marlboro Mann February 27, 2014 at 04:37 PM
I guess online dating didn't work out.
Jim Chrzanowski February 27, 2014 at 05:03 PM
If this is a newsworthy/worth reporting "news" item, may I respectfully suggest that Patch reporters responsible go work for the National Enquirer (or similar publication available at checkout lanes in low brow stores everywhere.) This isn't news, it is trash reporters grasping at straws for attention because it is all they learned before being involuntarily dismissed from the 10th Grade...Pure Crap. Period.
usmcboi February 27, 2014 at 05:33 PM
right again
Agranon March 24, 2014 at 04:45 PM
If you have never tried it don't knock. I love cows and they are beautiful. What do I love? There tongues. There nipples. Come on you perverts admit you love it.


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